…to the official website and online home of Sydney based Australian Stand-Up Comedian Daniel Townes (me). Feel free to browse around and get all of the info on upcoming shows, listen to podcasts, watch comedy footage, it’s all here. If you like Australian stand up comedy, or just stand-up comedy, this is the place to get some of it.

Daniel Townes Stand Up Comedian

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The Comedy Store – April

I’m at The Comedy Store, Sydney from April 4th – April 6th with an absolutely cracking line up of International and Australian comedians.

There are two shows on Friday and Saturday. You can get all of the information and their killer year-round schedule from their website.

If you’ve just seen me over the weekend and would like to watch me over an hour you can check out my Sydney Comedy Festival show.

Like in previous years I will be doing a new material show at Sydney Fringe in September 2019. I’ll add more information as soon as it’s available.

The Comedy Store

Sydney Comedy Festival 2019

My Sydney Comedy Festival 2019 show is on sale.

Indeed: A collection of all of my favourite jokes I’ve told over the years as a comedian. Excluding jokes from 2018 and 2017 and including a bunch of new stuff that I’ve been playing around with since last years festivals.

Dates: May 1st – May 5th
Venue: Factory Theatre

You can get all of the relevant information here.

For anyone in the ACT or Perth, I’m bringing a different show to Canberra Comedy Festival on March 19th, and Perth Comedy Festival in May.

I’m still getting the artwork finalised for the Sydney Comedy Festival 2019 show but in the meantime I’ve made the handy little pie chart below to show how the five nights are going to play out.

See you there.

Sydney Comedy Festival 2019

Ah shit now that Drake is doing a collab with Chris Brown I have to continue on with my never listening to Drake or Chris Brown.

If we all weren’t so sweaty and desperate for attention we’d walk away from social media and go back to not knowing who the fuckwits are.

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Crash and Burn

The second hour I recorded is coming soon in the New Year. 

The Daniel Townes Podcast

There's over 100 episodes of this available for your ears and minds.


This is the first hour I filmed back in 2011, live at the Comedy Store in Sydney.

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